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Episode 004 · Switzerland
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ORCA's Swiss quest

Nobody in the company's leadership can settle on where the headquarters is. Zug, or Zurich. Opinions vary.

John Travolta looking from a sign marked Zug to a sign marked Zurich

Finding ORCA in Switzerland is not an easy task

There is nothing unusual about a company having offices in more than one country. With ORCA, however, it has become a farce. Either the management has difficulty with geography, or it is quite deliberately misleading its partners and investors. Below is a small selection of the company's own statements about where it is based. Sometimes Zug. Sometimes Zurich. Occasionally both at once.

There is a particular pleasure in the fact that ORCA describes itself as proudly Swiss.

This is comfortably the most absurd page on the site so far. Do look through the cards and draw your own conclusions about how any of this is possible in a serious company that claims to have invented the most groundbreaking product in cyber technology. Presumably it knows where it built it.

  1. Undated capturesRecord 01
    ORCA / ORC4 websites

    Zug and Zurich somehow coexist on the same corporate page.

    One version places ORCA Cyber Security GmbH in Zug. Another lists Zurich, Dubai and Singapore.

  2. Record 02
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    Henrik is already hinting at Switzerland.

    Henrik links to ORCA Cyber Security GmbH and orcacybersecurity.com, an early use of the later claimed Swiss company identity.

  3. Record 03
    ORCA Cyber Security

    ORCA says its headquarters are in Switzerland.

    The post names Switzerland as ORCA's headquarters.

  4. Record 04
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    ORCA calls itself a Swiss-based company.

    Henrik presents ORCA as a Swiss-based company and Dubai as a strategic presence.

  5. Record 05
    ORCA Cyber Security

    ORCA names Zug as its headquarters.

    Two days later, ORCA places its headquarters in Zug, Switzerland.

  6. Record 06
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    ORCA becomes ORC4. Zug becomes Zurich.

    Henrik now places ORC4 in Zurich and Dubai.

  7. Record 07
    ORC4 Cyber Security

    ORC4 names Zurich and Dubai as headquarters.

    The post gives ORC4 two headquarters, Zurich and Dubai.

  8. Record 08
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    ORC4 moves its headquarters to Dubai.

    Henrik now names Dubai as ORC4's headquarters and Zurich as an expansion location.

  9. Record 09
    Twitter / XHenrik H. Christiansen

    ORC4 adds Zurich to its X location.

    Henrik's @ORC4cyber profile lists Palo Alto, Dubai and Zurich.

  10. Record 10
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    ORC4 links its product claims to Zurich.

    The post places ORC4's product claims in Dubai and Zurich.

  11. Record 11
    ORC4 Cyber SecurityMasha Christiansen

    ORC4 returns to Switzerland.

    A team post groups Switzerland with Doha and Dubai.

  12. Record 12
    ORC4 Cyber Security

    ORC4 calls itself proudly Swiss.

    The post describes ORC4 as “proudly Swiss”.

  13. Record 13
    Henrik H. Christiansen

    Henrik places ORC4 in Dubai and Zurich.

    His LinkedIn profile lists “Dubai, UAE + Zurich, Switzerland”.

  14. Record 14
    ORC4 Cyber Security

    ORC4 combines Zug and Zurich in one address line.

    LinkedIn names Zurich as the headquarters, then lists “Banhofstrasse [sic] 21, Zug, Zurich, Switzerland 6300, CH”, managing to misspell Bahnhofstrasse along the way.

  15. Record 15
    ORC4 Cyber Security

    ORC4 lists its headquarters as UAE.

    LinkedIn lists the headquarters and primary office as “UAE, UAE”, with “CH” at the end of the office line.

WHERE THE JOKE STOPS

All of this would be very funny indeed were it not so grim. There was, of course, no Swiss company. At most, there was a leased virtual address, and we shall return to that in due course.

Yet what might have been dismissed as harmless play-acting was nothing of the sort, because once there are investors in the room, the word no longer fits. And this Swiss company, ORCA Cyber Security GmbH, which did not exist, went on to put its name to commercial contracts running into millions.

That, I would say, is no longer mischief. That is no longer a prank. That, in my own view, is bad faith.

But all of it in its proper order, and later.